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RIP Adam Carter...
God damn you pesky
Chechen rebels
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Father Christmas Killed in Tragic Sleigh Accident, Say Cash-Strapped Parents
Easter Bunny buys farm too.
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New Guy Ritchie Movie Rewritten to Include More Pop Star Death Scenes
Guy Ritchie has delayed post-production on his latest movie and ordered a series of last-minute rewrites to the as-yet-untitled period drama.
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Obviously, were I a successful professional writer, a world-renowned wit, or even a marginally recognisable literary figure with a regular slot on the Late Review talking about Richard Curtis films with Germaine Greer, then this would be where I introduce myself, wheel out a smug catalogue of my past achievements and post a glossy black and white headshot of me staring wistfully into the
middle distance. As it is, I am heartbreakingly unknown, unpublished and, crucially, unphotogenic, so I have, instead, commissioned my three-year-old half-brother Joel to do my portrait.
From the Other Stuff Section:
About Me
Writer's angst revealed - Giles Coren gets nasty after nosh blunder.
From the TV and Film Section:
I think you will agree he has done a bang up job – there is enough mystery about the picture to shroud me in a comfortable ambiguity - even to protect my identity completely – and yet, somehow, he has managed to capture me perfectly: The neurosis, the anguish of a bitter, indecisive soul, the streaky turquoise shins... In many ways, it's like looking in the mirror.
The TV talent show is history. So what the hell is Amanda Holden going to do now?
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